Mr. Skin's free clip of the day for on205th.com!

Excellent. Another One-Percenter makes the Mr. Skin cut. That didn't sound right, did it?

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen got soft

Back in the day, I would have put Tiffani-Amber Thiessen up against anyone for hottest body. Now... not so much. Just compare the bellies in the picture below to one of the pics at the bottom. (Note: When I originally posted this I titled it "Tiffani-Amber Theissen got fat," but the more I looked, she didn't get fat, she got soft, so I changed it.)



I guess not having steady work will give you a lot of free time in which to spend eating ice cream and Cheetos.

A few more pics of the modern-day TAT below, along with some fond memories. Oh, Kelly Kapowski where have you gone? How I long for the days of you and Jaime Pressly making out in a hot tub...

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

Okay, we're going to crank this contest up a bit. You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

We're also going to be doing these three at a time now until we get near the end.

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Our latest match saw Petra Nemcova absolutely destroy Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren. I guess she isn't as hot as I thought. Next up will be little-known hottie Sandra Nilsson taking on Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman taking on Leo's girl Bar Refaeli, and two one-name wonders with Rihanna taking on Shakira. Who you got?

And be sure to let us know who you want in the three Readers' Choice spots! Time's a tickin' away!

Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Sandra Nilsson 55.3% - Jaime Pressly 44.7%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 67.3% - Natalie Portman 32.7%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

Rihanna | Shakira ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Shakira 67.4% - Rihanna 32.6%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren : Nemcova 77.1% - Nordegren 22.9%
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Good news: Jaime Pressly wants to stay single

In our continuing effort to keep all your fantasies alive, we are proud to share with you the fact that Jaime Pressly is in no hurry to tie the knot with her beau Eric Cubiche, even though they have an 8-month old kid together.



Her plans for the future, however, make pretty much no sense.

“If I could like put a ring on his finger, and have it just be like that without us just having to go through the rigmarole of throwing a big wedding and doing that whole situation – that just seems like such a production,” she said about having a wedding. “My life is a production. I don’t want to have to go do a whole other one that I’ve got to pay for.”

Okay, we're following you so far Jaime...

Pressly says she does imaging tying the knot with Cubiche, 34, at some point.

Asked if she’d consider a low-key ceremony or a quickie City Hall wedding, she dismissed the idea as not her style. “I’ve never done anything little in my life,” she said. “I’ve got to do it big. When we get married, I want to be princess for a day. I want to have the dress on. I want to have the whole family."

Uh... wha? Whatever, just take your clothes off. Atta girl...