Paris Hilton does Turkey

March 27 - The World's premier professional skank, Paris Hilton, was in Istanbul, Turkey as a judge of the 2008 Miss Turkey Beauty Pageant ('Miss Turkey'... doesn't exactly have an appealing ring to it, huh?).

I don't know about everyone else, but the belly-dancer 'Asena' (in green) is WAAAAY hotter than Paris, or Miss Turkey... You be the judge.

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