The ESPY's really draw the poon

Furthering my notion that the whole purpose of the ESPY's is so that the male staff of ESPN can hang with hot 'tang is this batch of pics.



Are you really telling me these chicks are there for their love of sports? And could someone tell me why Kourtney Kardashian and Brady Quinn got invites to this thing? They have absolutely no connection to sports whatsoever.






UPDATE: The ESPY's even have bodypainted chicks, thus cementing my notion.

Hayden Panettiere loves the Stanley Cup

Since it's time for the Stanley Cup playoffs to begin (really, it is... the Penguins and some other team are playing in it), I thought these pics of My Favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere making out with and dry humping the Cup seemed very appropriate.



Dry humping on a hump day also seemed appropriate.

By the way, you can bid on a whale watching trip with Hayden herdamnself... for reals. Let me know if you win.




Thanks to My Chill Pill for reminding me of the existence of these pictures.

Hayden Panettiere is not gay, but would have sex with women

There have been rumors floating around Hollywood for awhile now that My Favorite 18-year-old (TM), Hayden Panettiere, is a lesbian. She denies this to be true. She also says that she doesn't care if people think she's gay, because there are some women in Hollywood that she wouldn't mind gettin' down and dirty with.

She says, "That's fine with me. If I'm going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.

"And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls."



Yeah, I know that taking what she said there and turning into "she'd definitely have sex with them" is a bit of a reach, but it's a reach I am willing to take. Here's a video of her photo shoot for the July issue of Teen Vogue (pictured above).



The Sun

FHM gives us a preview of their 100 Sexiest for 2008

Tomorrow FHM releases their annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World list. A list that we have derided (among others) and forced us to create our own little poll in order to get it right. They were kind enough to let us know who this year's top 10 includes in advance of tomorrow's big announcement, so let's see if their people did any better this year by comparing the FHM Top 10 to how our brilliant readers have voted thus far in our contest.



10. Keira Knightley - Buzzzz. Didn't make it out of Round Two.

9. Angelina Jolie - Fail. Lost in Round One.

8. Hilary Duff - Crickets. Not in our field of 64.

7. Cheryl Tweedy - Alive and kickin' in the Sweet 16.

6. Scarlett Johansson - Wrongo. Lost in Round Two.

5. Hayden Panettiere - Zzzzz. Not in our field of 64.

4. Elisha Cuthbert - Nope. Took the pipe in Round Two.

3. Keeley Hazell - Made our Sweet 16 so far.

2. Jessica Alba - Lost in the Second Round. Had a wicked opponent.



1. Megan Fox - Still alive and winning her match in the Sweet 16.

Those in our Sweet 16 not making their Top 10 include: Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, Susan Ward, Monica Bellucci, Stacy Keibler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Charisma Carpenter, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Marisa Miller, and Sandra Nilsson.

So yeah, you can see why we're having our own poll.

Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts again

For the third installment of our trilogy on short shorts (The first two were Who wears short shorts? Hayden wears short shorts! and Miley Cyrus loves short shorts), we are proud to present Our Favorite 18 Year-Old(TM) Hayden Panettiere, struttin' around in some crotch-huggers.



The orange bra really completes the ensemble. Man, I love trilogies.

Thank goodness for award shows

What would we do without award shows that no one has ever heard of? We wouldn't have my favorite 18-year old(TM) all gussied up and posing for pictures if it weren't for those things. Luckily for us they do and Hayden Panettiere was out sometime in the past week at something called the Genesis Awards. Good to see that Phil Collins is still getting work. I wonder if they did Sussudio? I love that song.



She also attended the Kid's Choice Awards wearing a nifty little red number. Being a TV star is brutal. I don't know how they manage to go to so many parties and still hold down a job. I go to one Nazi orgy party and I am fired the next day.

Hayden Panettiere gives us a glimpse

It's turning into a Heroes Monday here at on 205th as our favorite 18-year-old (TM) was recently checking out the premiere of the movie Fireflies In The Garden, whatever the eff that is, and was kind enough to drop something on the red carpet for us.



Baby's got some back too, as you can see in the photos below. Whoops, I dropped something...

Hayden in a cheerleader outfit never gets old

My favorite 18-year old Hayden Panettiere was out contributing to men's fantasies the other day by parading around in her cheerleader outfit.



How much you wanna bet that dude's brain is thinking, "Wow, I am so close I could touch her ass if I wanted to."? Just look at that shit-eatin' grin on his face and tell me I am wrong.

Who wears short shorts? Hayden wears short shorts!

Our favorite 18-year old (I am going to be so sad when I have to stop calling her that) Hayden Panettiere was out shopping recently and was kind enough to stand around and pose in some Daisy Dukes. Celebs slay me. They hate the paps then they pose for them. So schizo. I must have her.

What do you think? Should Romo go after her since he obviously likes chicks in Daisy Dukes? At least she doesn't have the meddling Dad.

Hayden Panettiere has nice cleavage

The lovely and talented Hayden Panettiere celebrated the end of 2007 by showing off a little cleavage. Happy New Year to us!