Victoria's Secret makes books?

Apparently they do now as they are coming out with a book called Backstage Sexy. It's a picture book, the best kind, and it's of hot chicks getting ready for fashion shows, an even better than best kind...



All the usual suspects are in this tome: Gisele, Tyra, Naomi, Ana, Heidi, Adriana. I have a copy of this thing, but I can't look at it anymore. For some reason all the pages are stuck together.

Biking with Tom Brady's girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen

Is a thong really the best choice of undergarments when you are mountain biking? I ask because I truly don't know. I have never worn a thong while mountain biking. Beach volleyball, yes, mountain biking, no. Anyhoo, Gisele Bundchen gives us an idea of what the view from behind looks like when she goes mountain biking.



If this is what I got to see while doing some biking, I am pretty sure I could ride way beyond my normal physical limitations just to keep up with Gisele. I bet I could make it at least two times around the block with this in front of me.

Tomsele went shopping, is unsexy

Because I know you just HAVE to know everything that Athletic Fonzie and The Supermodel do, I shall share with you that the hunky Patriots QB did a little shopping with his GFF while on vacation in Europe this week. They were even seen snacking on gelato in Porto Fino, Italy! God, can you imagine having to write this drivel for a living? I mean, yes, I can imagine it... I am doing it for damn near free!

Think of being able to write shit like this everyday for a living, "Champion vacationers Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen enjoy a day of shopping in Porto Fino, Italy, yesterday." Plus you get to make up names like "glamazon galpal" for people like Gisele. Cool, huh?

Wow. Talk about your dream job.

By the way, something called The Boston Phoenix came out with its Unsexiest Men of the Year list and guess who was #1*? Our hero, Mr. Tom Brady. Guess the honeymoon with Boston is ovah.

That's okay, Tom. I still love you.

Oh and in case you missed it last week, the big news was that Tom took out the trash. I shit you not. (Click picture #2.)

*Okay, he was #100, but he was still on the list!

Herald

Gag reflex, engage!

Athletic Fonzie and The Supermodel put on a nice show for those in attendance at the Ermenegildo Zegna Store Opening in New York City. Patriots fans, why is your quarterback at a fucking clothing store opening? Shouldn't he be studying tape or lifting weights or something? He better have been getting paid. Of course he was getting paid... to be at a store that sells Italian suits... with his supermodel girlfriend... man, my life sucks.



You know the more I look at Gisele, the more I think she used to be a man. That's right, I said it. Your QB is having sex with a transsexual. BRING IT ON!



H/T: Lossip via With Leather

See what Tom Brady sees every night

Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen are among several celebrities featured in a collection of photography which is set to go up for auction at Christie's auction house in New York next month.

And if you're thinking of buying one of the pics, you better have some tall coin as Kate's photo is expected to fetch $30-40,000 at auction, as is Gisele's.


Now seeing Kate Moss nude (sort of) is not all that exciting as it happens all the time, but I am not sure if I have ever seen even a portion of Gizz's rack in its naked glory before (mostly because I have never searched since I don't find her to be all that attractive -- sue me).

The one I am most interested in you can see below and it's a photo of Lauren Hutton's boobie from back in the day. Lauren is definitely due for a on 205th special post.



H/T: lalate

Daily Mail

A possible Brady-Gisele sex tape?

I don't think the world is ready, but if rumors are true, it could exist.

According to the always reliable Post --

PHILIPPE on East 60th Street has allegedly videotaped celebrity customers as they frolicked in what they thought was a private room. The restaurant's private wine cellar is outfitted with hidden security cameras. And employees at the Chinese eatery have screened the videos after the stars leave, says an insider. "They've watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get a kick out of it, they laugh and comment on people," said our source. "Only a small circle of staffers there [knows] what's going on." A rep for Philippe confirmed there are cameras in the private rooms, especially where expensive wine is stored, "for security purposes," but claimed that "all tapes are deleted. It is completely and utterly false that anyone has access to view the videos at Philippe, which are maintained off-site at our corporate headquarters," said flack Ronn Torossian. "The privacy of our clientele is our foremost concern. . . . Any statement saying to the contrary is utterly and completely false." Bundchen's rep had no comment and Brady's rep did not return an e-mail.

Even if such a tape did exist, the government would have to intervene. The ladies of the world would suffer a simultaneous orgasm then spontaneously combust if such a tape were to be viewed with their human eyes. It's best for everyone if this tape is destroyed.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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I must say I was rather surprised that Miss Biel laid such an ass-whoopin' on Miss Bilson, but the people have spoken and Jessica moves on with a 66.6% to 33.4% victory. This next match will be interesting to see whether any of the Tom Brady/Gisele-mania causes a backlash for the supermodel as she takes on Kelly Brook. So who you got? And remember to comment with your suggestions for the open slots!

Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kelly Brook 59.2% - Gisele Bundchen 40.8%

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter
Ciara | Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra
Willa Ford | Megan Fox
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Tom Brady in a walking boot?

I had no idea that Tom Brady injured his foot Sunday (or before then), but TMZ has the video of him in a walking boot.

"Ah, you know, there's always bumps and bruises. I'll be ready for the Super Bowl," Brady said. "I'm not worried about that. I'm not missing this one. I'd have to be on a stretcher to miss this one. There will be treatment this week. In games like this, you get a little nicked up. It's nothing serious."

Patriots spokesman Stacey James wrote in an e-mail to The Associated Press late Monday night that the team had no comment on the photos.

Of course not. Bill Belichick wants us all to imagine we never saw them and will not have Brady on the injury report just to try to fool everyone. He's like the penguins in Madagascar, "You didn't see anything."

And since you are curious, yes there is also some obligatory footage of Gisele's tight booty in the vid as well.

UPDATE: Apparently his foot isn't THAT badly injured.

ESPN

Tom Brady is a wiener dog

Tom Brady was walking along yesterday in NYC (carrying a tiny little dog in a doggy carrier, how masculine) when a fan stopped him and introduced him to her dog named "Tom Brady." Oh the perks of being a hunky football star.



Whatever. There's a nice little bit of footage somewhere in there of Gisele's sweet ass. That's all that counts.

Tom Brady keeps his bitch in line

I like how while strolling around the Apple Tommy Boy has his bitch walking behind him like a goddamn NFL MVP should. Supermodel or not he is the effin' MVP. 16-0 baby.



Plus with her always walking behind him he is free to scope out trim without having to worry about her throwing daggers with her eyes when she busts him. At least that's how I play it when I am out with my supermodels. Don't hate the player, hate the game, ladies.



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