Gemma Atkinson continues to amaze

The trucker hat really completes the ensemble doesn't it? The hat. It's on the top of her head. Look up! See it now?



For some reason I have a hankerin' to go out and buy some Nike gear now.

Gemma Atkinson has very large breasts

Yeah, that's where I'd be looking too, kid.



This was the opening of some lingerie store, so it only makes perfect sense to have Gemma Atkinson there. The kid, not so much.

Farmer's daughters look better in the U.K.

I hope that the next time (read: first time) I am in the United Kingdom my car stalls and I have to go up to some farmer's house for help because I want Gemma to be there to "assist" me.



What do you mean all farmer's daughter's don't look like her? There you go again, bringing me down. What is with you today?

Abigail Clancy lookin' good at the Brit Awards

I have to admit, until this morning I had no effin' idea what the Brit Awards were. Turns out they are something like our Grammy's. The more you know. Anyway, highly underrated (at least here in the U.S.) soccer WAG Abigail Clancy was on hand for the festivities and did not disappoint.

I wonder if it would be possible for us to make a law stating that all hot women must only be seen in public wearing clothes that are sheer and see-through. If that were to happen, I know I would be proud of my country for the first time in my life.* BTW, I also threw in a couple of pics of Gemma Atkinson and Rihanna at the show (below), because that's just the kind of guy I am.

*Joke.