Batmobile vs Toyota F1

Toyota's racing squad and Warner Bros. had the same idea when they brought the Tumbler to Silverstone raceway in Northamptonshire, England last week for a few laps against it's F1 racecar. WHICH WAS FASTER??

Checking in with Miss British Grand Prix

Back on June 19, we informed you of the momentous announcement of Gemma Garrett as the next Miss British Grand Prix. We discovered that she is the current Miss Great Britain and Miss Belfast and will be starring in a movie with Ivan Drago, I mean Dolph Lundgren. I thought now would be a good time to see what Miss Garrett's been up to since the announcement.



Looks like she has been doing what every hot Grand Prix spokesperson should be doing... sitting on the beach and laying around a pool in a bikini. Yay racing!

Interlude: Still deserved it

MLB: Man arrested for beating New Yorker who wasn't a Yanks fan
MLB: Boston stripper details A-Rod railing
NHL: League to have another cold one -- at Wrigley
F1: FIA president Mosley in court for 'Nazi orgy' suit
NFL: Romo leaves golf tourney to pick up Simpson
NFL: Chiefs' Gonzalez saves man's life in restaurant
NFL: Michael Vick files for bankruptcy
NFL: Tatupu pleads guilty to DUI charge
CFB: Tennessee punter Colquitt pleads guilty to DUI
CFB: Kansas State starting running back Patton arrested
WWE: WWE pressuring arenas not to book MMA events

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Gemma Garrett is the new face of the British Grand Prix

Great news! Gemma Garrett has been chosen to be the female face of the 2008 British Grand Prix! Now who the hell is Gemma Garrett?



Oh yeah, she is the current Miss Great Britain and Miss Belfast. Wow, double title holder. How does one do that? According to Wiki, Gemma will also soon be appearing on the big screen alongside the Hollywood action star Dolph Lundgren in Direct Contact, which is due for release in Autumn 2008. By release, I assume they mean released to Blockbuster Video.

Interlude: Interesting

F1: Max Mosley prostitute was MI5 agent's wife
MLB: Giambi turns to lucky gold thong to escape slump
MLB: Feds hope to talk with players in 'roid case
NFL: NFL-NCAA pact keeps Flacco out of camp
CFB: Va. Tech recruit arrested on drug charge
CBB: Akron player arrested after shooting at officers
LITTLE LEAGUE: Family files suit after hit off metal bat injures boy
SUPERBIKES: Ex-F1 champ Schumacher skids out in motorcycle debut
HORSE RACING: PETA protesters outside Pimlico call for reform

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Hit a dog with a race car, get investigated

Apparently if you are holding a Formula 1 support race and you happen to, oh say, let stray dogs on to the track, and say, one of those dogs runs in front of a race car while at speed, killing the dog and tearing up the car, it can get you in some trouble.



Turkish Grand Prix organizers could face sanctions after two stray dogs ran onto the Istanbul track and one was hit by Brazilian Bruno Senna's car during a support race on Sunday.

"This was a serious lapse in circuit security and safety," an International Automobile Federation (FIA) spokesman said on Monday.

"How could such a thing happen at an almost brand new Formula One track?"

Happen it did though. I think Australian driver Mark Webber, a director of the Grand Prix Drivers Association (GPDA), summed it up best...

"They (the dogs) should not be allowed to get anywhere near or inside a racing environment," he said.

Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

Reuters

Interlude: Scary

NHL: Sean Avery rushed to hospital Wednesday in cardiac arrest
AHL: Minor league hockey player charged after caught streaking
LAX: Prom invite written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms
MLB: Other women made Rocket see fireworks, too
SOCCER: Ronaldo in hiding after cross-dressing prostitutes incident
F1: French court says it cannot ban Mosley orgy video
NFL: Pats' Moss has new group, hopes to race trucks
NFL: Bills to be paid $78M to play in Toronto
NFL: Former Titan Calico facing DUI indictment
OLYMPICS: Three pro-Tibet activists deported ahead of Oly torch
TENNIS: Internet betting companies win case against Roland Garros
CBB: Obama plays hoops with UNC
CFB: Nebraska OL Christensen faces July trial for sexual assault
ODD: Wisconsin man starts Web site devoted to roadkill
STUPID: Man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check

UPDATE: Sean Avery has a lacerated spleen. Almost the same as cardiac arrest...

Interlude: Victim

F1: Report: FIA's Mosley says he's 'conspiracy' victim
CBB: Kansas backup Stewart fractures kneecap
CBB: Report: IU's Gordon to opt for NBA draft
CBB: Hansbrough, Davis voted AP player, coach of year
BOXING: Mosley sues Conte for slander
BOXING: Fighter admits he loaded up hands for 1983 bout
NFL: Henry released from jail; gets fitted for ankle monitor
CFB: Arkansas postpones 2009 game against Texas
OLYMPICS: San Francisco readies for torch protests
OLYMPICS: Greek weightlifting coach suspended after 11 athletes test positive

It's Sex Tape Wednesday!

First, we had F1 head honcho, Max Mosely, getting busted for a Nazi hooker orgy, and now we have some bitch named Dita Von Teese, who I guess some people find good-looking, but I find annoying because she is basically some bitch who slept with Marylin Manson then got famous for doing weird artsty shit that no one I know cares about, getting busted for having done some lesbian porn in her past (phew!).

And since I know my readers like I know the back of my hand (I call it Mary), I know you want to see both videos. Well, I am not going to show them to you here. I have standards, dammit! But I will show you where to go see them. Here and here.

Now then, here's some naked pics of Von Teese...

Interlude: Orgy

F1: Formula One boss Max Mosley 'exposed as sadomasochist in Nazi orgy'
SWIMMING: Swimmer faces charge after nightclub fight
MLB: Drug dealer's car tied to ex-All-Star Santiago
NFL: Source: Pacman trade talks stalled
NASCAR: Roush plans no legal move after 'theft' of sway bar
SOCCER: Parma fan killed after being run over by bus
NBA: Raptors Martin released, takes front office job, might play again