Eva Mendes shows boob in Italy

Why do women who never pose naked in America think it's ok to do so in Europe? I mean, it's not like we here in the States aren't going to see those pictures. Either way, it's Eva Mendes showing some boob action in May's Vogue Italy. The bad part is that somehow the photographer and whoever dressed her and did her hair managed to take Eva being topless and make it about as erotic as a rugburn.



Once again, a superhot chick poses naked in a supposed straight women's magazine. This absolutely confounds me. It'd be like a dude showing his package in Sports Illustrated. It just makes no sense.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Round one is in the books as Torrie Wilson vanquished Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara took out Reese Witherspoon in our final two matches of the opening round. Round two is gonna be much tougher and we'll get the party started with three matches: Adriana Lima vs. Eva Mendes, Megan Fox vs. Jessica Alba, and Keira Knightley vs. Kate Beckinsale. Who ya got, folks!!

Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 58.5% - Eva Mendes 41.5%
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Megan Fox | Jessica Alba ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 53.0% - Jessica Alba 47.0%
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Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 76.8% - Keira Knightley 23.2%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson
Sandra Nilsson | Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams
Ali Larter | Shakira
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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Another past "champion" of a lad magazine takes the pipe as Eva Longoria was soundly defeated by Rachel McAdams. That's what I'm talking about! The next match could be a toughie (but I have been wrong before) as Eva Mendes takes on Maria Menounos. Which hottie do you prefer?

Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Eva Mendes 50.3% - Maria Menounos 49.7%
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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Eva Mendes nip slip video

That's right, folks. I am really bringing it today. First, Keira Knightley and now something for you to really sink your teeth into (figuratively, please), Eva Mendes slipping a nip on the boob tube. So that's why they call it that!



And now the moving picture version...