This is what Tony Parker sees in the morning

Actually what he sees is worse than this. We assume Eva Longoria at least ran a brush through her hair and brushed her teeth before these pics were taken, though we can't guarantee it. Now we know why she lost to Rachel McAdams. And this is also further proof that once you marry a chick, all best are off as far as her upkeep. Am I right, fellas?



This had an "unprecedented two-year reign as the Hot 100 champion" for Maxim? I suppose that explains how Lindsay Lohan won this year; Maxim's readers are insane. It is truly amazing what makeup and good lighting does for a women, as you can see below. It's like there are two different women in those pictures.



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Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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Sorry for the long delay in posting the next match while I was gone. The last match proved EXACTLY why we are doing this as Maxim's sexiest woman, Lindsay Lohan, got trounced (as well she should). What does that say about the people who voted in Maxim's poll? Hmmm... Anyway, our next battle will take place between two actresses: Eva Longoria and Rachel McAdams. Can Eva match her hubby and win a championship? It's up to you. Who you got?

Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Rachel McAdams 56.6% - Eva Longoria 43.4%

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Eva Longoria bitchslaps hubby Tony Parker

Star Magazine claims that someone at a party saw Eva hitting Tony on the arm and cracking him in the noggin. No wonder he was rumored to be looking for some strange.

“We were all having a really nice time, eating Tex-Mex food and drinking cocktails,” partygoer Chris Ramirez tells Star exclusively. But it all went downhill from there.

“I don’t know how it happened, but the conversation got dirty fast,” says Ramirez. “Someone said oral sex should only be between man and wife. Then Tony chimed in, ‘A mouth is a mouth. What’s the difference?”

At that, Eva, 32, jumped up and screamed at her NBA star husband, “I can’t believe you said that! What do you mean, you’d take oral sex from anyone?” Then she let loose and slapped him hard across the shoulder, adds Ramirez. And if that wasn’t enough, she took a second shot, hitting him upside the head!

Eva then made Tony sleep down the hall in a separate bedroom. This is apparently where she sends him whenever they have a fight. It's called his “doghouse room” and it's decorated specifically for him with framed photos of the Spurs and a huge flatscreen TV. Sounds like he should spend all of his time in that room.