Tasers hurt

Think you could shake off a taser and walk 10 feet?



And we have another Dumbass of the Year nominee!

H/T: Tasty Booze

Geraldo Rivera would like 10 seconds of his life back

You know the old saying "Once you go black, you never go back"? Yeah, we all do, but is it really the best thing for Geraldo rivera to say on live TV about Barbara Walters sleeping with former U.S. Sen. Edward Brooke (a black man)?



Awkward laughter is the best remedy...

H/T: Holy Taco

Skateboard faceplant on concrete = Comedy gold

The predictability of this girl crashing does nothing to dissuade me from enjoying it immensely.



H/T: With Leather

Dumbass of the Year Nominee: Playing chicken with a train guy

Watch as this dumbass tries showing off by daring a train to hit his ass. Then he trips. Whoopsie!



Cleanup in the underpants aisle! Cleanup in the underpants aisle!

Holy shit, dude

What up, peeps? Chris again. I don't know if this is ballsy or stupid or just plain, old being unlucky, but whatever drove this decision made for some pretty impressive video. Observe:

Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

Actually Johnny, it's two twisters.

Dumbass of the Year Nominee: Tranquilizer Dart Guy

Some dumbass thought it would be interesting to be shot with a large tranquilizer dart to see how long it would take before he succumbed. Trust me, it's as dumb (and painful) as it sounds. Enjoy!!



What a baby.

H/T: CO-ED Magazine

Dumbass of the Year nominee: Reggie Nelson

Jaguars safety, Reggie Nelson (#25 in the picture to the right), on Tom Brady's record-setting 26-for-28 performance in the Patriots' defeat of the Jaguars 31-20 yesterday:

"He ain't all that … He's all right," Nelson said.

"It was a check down game," Nelson said, suggesting that most of Brady's completions were short and underneath the pass coverage. "Anybody can go 26-of-28 in a dump-down game."

Appropriate responses prevailed in the Pats locker room.

"What?" Moss said. "It wasn't impressive? When you lose you're going to say things that (are) really inappropriate. You're talking about the MVP, that's Tom Brady. I'm not even going to respond to that."

"It was a little disappointing he missed two," smiled coach Bill Belichick.

Did we mention that Nelson is a rookie? Yeah.

Yahoo!