Hot or Not? Dita von Teese

Someone needs to explain to me why Dita von Teese is famous. I know she slept with Marilyn Manson, so she deserves a medal of courage for that, but what else does she do? Eh, who cares... just take a look at this spread from a recent Maxim Germany and tell me if you think she's hot or not?



Me? I love her boobies, so I guess I lean towards hot, but there's that whole slept with Marilyn Manson thing working against her in my mind. The fact that she did some lesbian porn is in her favor though. My pants mind is so confused.

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It's Sex Tape Wednesday!

First, we had F1 head honcho, Max Mosely, getting busted for a Nazi hooker orgy, and now we have some bitch named Dita Von Teese, who I guess some people find good-looking, but I find annoying because she is basically some bitch who slept with Marylin Manson then got famous for doing weird artsty shit that no one I know cares about, getting busted for having done some lesbian porn in her past (phew!).

And since I know my readers like I know the back of my hand (I call it Mary), I know you want to see both videos. Well, I am not going to show them to you here. I have standards, dammit! But I will show you where to go see them. Here and here.

Now then, here's some naked pics of Von Teese...