Elisha Cuthbert owns a lot of bikinis

Good thing that Dion Phaneuf's Calgary Flames lost in the playoffs or we wouldn't have all these friggin' Elisha Cuthbert bikini photos.



Are you getting tired of me posting photos of Elisha on the beach? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry... bad joke.

Elisha Cuthbert and hockey boy are still playing at the beach

The comeback campaign being put on by Elisha Cuthbert is nothing short of spectacular these days. Who knew that all she needed was some hockey dick to get her back on the track to hotness?



However, some Canadian hockey fans aren't quite as thrilled about Dion Phaneuf's beach vacation with Elisha as we are.

BONUS: If you look REALLY, REALLY hard at the last picture below, you can see nip.

Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini? Sure, why not?

Since y'all like Elisha Cuthbert so much, especially since she is in the midst of such a tremendous comeback from averageness, I thought I'd toss you a bone with some bikini pics. It's just the kind of guy I am. And yes that is her new beau hockey guy, Dion Phaneuf, in one of the pics below. I think I hate him.



Looking at that almost makes me wish I knew how to play hockey. You know, so she'd like me, and want to have sex with me and all that.

Elisha Cuthbert really, really likes hockey players

Noted NHL fan and sometime blogger Elisha Cuthbert has apparently been able to move on from her past relationship with the Rangers' Sean Avery. Moved on to a completely different hockey player, that is. She is seen here walking with Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames, which in my book automatically means he is having sex with her.



I guess she's also moved on from making out with Paris Hilton too, huh? Now if you pervs look really close at some of the pictures below, you can see that the sun enables us you to see her bra.