How the Roger Clemens AT&T commercial would go today

With all the recent developments surrounding Roger Clemens his old AT&T commercial with his wife Debbie really needed some updating. Thank goodness for the folks at Tirico Suave.



Here's the original if you need a point of reference.

Proof that Roger Clemens did steroids?

This previously undiscovered video of Roger Clemens training with Brian McNamee (Debbie Clemens is also involved) sheds some light on the truth (or something) as to what really happened between the trainer and his former pupil.



H/T: Undrafted Free Agent via SI: Extra Mustard

Debbie Clemens boob job?

Don from With Malice again...

Well, this is beautiful. No, not talking about Debbie Clemens tits - talking about the entire Roger Clemens situation.

Rumors abound now that Roger Clemens actually was at the now infamous Canseco party - the one that Roger claimed he was off golfing.

Now: apparently there are photos of Roger Clemens at the party (taken by a kid), and purportedly an ex-teammate of Clemens has come forward and stated that a favourite story of ol' Rog's was about the time when good ol' Debs & Canseco's now ex-wife Jessica compared boob jobs (thus, Roger was there!).

Classy.

Now we know why Debbie Clemens got so mad

'Roid rage.



Thanks to my man Injury Rate over at FanIQ for the assist on this one.

McNamee: I injected Roger Clemens' wife with HGH

According to a Washington source, former trainer Brian McNamee told congressional investigators that he injected Roger Clemens' wife, Debbie, with HGH before she appeared with Roger in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in 2003.



[Debbie Clemens] discussed the photo shoot on her Web site.

"Roger came to me one day and told me that we had been asked to do a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated," Debbie Clemens recalls. "I had major anxiety! I was a 39-year-old mother of 4! Once I realized that this WAS going to be a reality, I decided I had to give it everything I had."

"My mind was set," Debbie Clemens continued. "I am not a risk taker, but have since learned that with great risk, sometimes comes great reward. The responses from that experience have been wonderful and I feel it was a turning point in my life. It's nice to have a goal for yourself and to see it through. The goal kept me motivated and focused. Using common sense and my ability to balance my life, I achieved that goal."

McNamee says that he injected her with HGH at the pitchers' direction. Wow. Just wow.

Better get to practicing that perp walk, Roger. I'd say you are officially retired now.

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