Cheryl Tweedy time!

My favorite WAG Cheryl Tweedy was out again and lucky for us someone snapped some photos. This go-round sees her out for some lunch with her footballer husband and all-around idiot Ashley Cole (not pictured, deliberately).



Yes, I am now covering Cheryl Tweedy when she eats. If she stops to take a shit and there are photos, I shall cover that too.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

FHM gives us a preview of their 100 Sexiest for 2008

Tomorrow FHM releases their annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World list. A list that we have derided (among others) and forced us to create our own little poll in order to get it right. They were kind enough to let us know who this year's top 10 includes in advance of tomorrow's big announcement, so let's see if their people did any better this year by comparing the FHM Top 10 to how our brilliant readers have voted thus far in our contest.



10. Keira Knightley - Buzzzz. Didn't make it out of Round Two.

9. Angelina Jolie - Fail. Lost in Round One.

8. Hilary Duff - Crickets. Not in our field of 64.

7. Cheryl Tweedy - Alive and kickin' in the Sweet 16.

6. Scarlett Johansson - Wrongo. Lost in Round Two.

5. Hayden Panettiere - Zzzzz. Not in our field of 64.

4. Elisha Cuthbert - Nope. Took the pipe in Round Two.

3. Keeley Hazell - Made our Sweet 16 so far.

2. Jessica Alba - Lost in the Second Round. Had a wicked opponent.



1. Megan Fox - Still alive and winning her match in the Sweet 16.

Those in our Sweet 16 not making their Top 10 include: Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, Susan Ward, Monica Bellucci, Stacy Keibler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Charisma Carpenter, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Marisa Miller, and Sandra Nilsson.

So yeah, you can see why we're having our own poll.

Cheryl Tweedy is a little nippy

You know the rules around here. If pics of Cheryl Tweedy cross my desktop, I post 'em. This time we catch our favorite WAG out and about in London woefully underdressed for the temperature. Yay, pokies!!



Man I wish I was there. I'd have given her my coat, and my wallet, and my pants, and my car, whatever she needed. You hear me, Cheryl?! Whatever you need!

Oh yeah, be sure to check out the girl that Cheryl's dimwitted husband, footballer Ashley Cole, allegedly cheated on her with here. Can you say "homely"? I knew you could.

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Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Just four more matches and we have our Very Sweet Sixteen, folks! Marisa Miller, Bar Refaeli, and Charisma Carpenter are now a part of that group, while Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron, and Jessica Biel were sent packing. The last matches of the second round are all set! Who you got?!

Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Cheryl Tweedy 56.4% - Leeann Tweeden 43.6%
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Emmanuelle Chriqui 59.1% - Kelly Brook 40.9%
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Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Keeley Hazell 56.1% - Brooke Burke 43.9%
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Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Susan Ward 67.1% - Jennifer Garner 32.9%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 57.9% - Theron 42.1%
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller : Miller 57.9% - Biel 42.1%
Charisma Carpenter | S. Johansson : Carpenter 55.7% - Johansson 44.3%
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 52.7% - Cuthbert 41.3%
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams : Klum 58.4% - McAdams 41.6%
Ali Larter | Shakira : Shakira 51.4% - Larter 48.6%
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Cheryl Tweedy again!

I think you may have gathered by now that anytime Cheryl Tweedy pics cross my desktop they are going to get posted here. It's just a rule I follow. Here is she is leaving some restaurant named Nobu... like you care about that.



You got a problem with my policy on Cheryl?

Cheryl Tweedy, a Yankees fan?

Please say it's just a fashion statement and not a true reflection of her feelings. Maybe it's just Cheryl Tweedy's own little April Fool's joke on me. Yeah, that's it. No way she is a Yankees fan, right?



Very cruel, Cheryl, very cruel. Just for that I hope that Jeter really does have the herpes.

Yes, it's Cheryl Tweedy Week

What's one more Cheryl Tweedy post going to hurt, huh? If she wasn't out and about so much, and looking so damn fine, I wouldn't be forced to post about her so often. And there was no way I was letting these pics go to waste. And you're welcome.



I guess she was out with her Girls Aloud group again doing something, blah, blah, blah... you don't care, you just love her for her body and I love you for that.

Have a great weekend, folks! Go Davidson Whatevers!

Cheryl Tweedy is everywhere

Cheryl Tweedy and her group Girls Aloud are spokespeople for the new Kit Kat Senses candy and have already shot a commercial for it as I mentioned recently. So it is only fitting that they were at the "launch" of the candy. (Since when does a candy bar get a Launch Party?) Of course there were lots of photo ops, but do any of you really care to see photos of the rest of her group? I didn't think so.



Who else here thinks that the only reason Kit Kat signed the whole group to shill for them was just to get Cheryl? Yeah, me too.

Cheryl Tweedy does Kit Kat

The next time I am at the store looking for some candy, I'm buying a Kit Kat. Why because Cheryl Tweedy said to, that's why. Here's my favorite WAG Cheryl shooting a commercial for Kit Kat and looking fine with her Girls Aloud singing group.



Gimme a break, Gimme a break, Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat...... bar.

My favorite WAG Cheryl Tweedy has a near nip-slip

When I say she is my favorite WAG, it's not by much as Abigail Clancy is right there with her. It's almost a toss-up. Maybe they should mud-wrestle for the title. ......... ...... .......... ...... ... Whoa! Sorry... got lost in my own thoughts for a minute there. Moving on... Here's Cheryl at the Berlington Club, whatever the fuck that is, showing off her splendid cleavage and depriving us of a glimpse at the goodies.



Man, sooo close to a nip-slip. By the way, I know her last name is really Cole, but refuse to call her Cheryl Cole as long as her husband is stupid enough to cheat on her (allegedly). No one treats my Cheryl that way! No one!!

UPDATE: Someone far more determined than myself discovered that she did have a teensy-weensy nip slip here.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Three more matches in the books. Moving on are Sandra Nilsson, Bar Refaeli and Shakira. Going home are Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman and Rihanna. Which brings us to three new matches! First up is Tony Romo's GFF Jessica Simpson taking on Charlize Theron, then we have a battle, and I do mean battle, of Shania Twain and Leeann Tweeden, and last but not least we see Cheryl Tweedy taking on Gabrielle Union. Who you got this time, folks?!

Be sure to let us know who you want in the three Readers' Choice spots! Last chance to have your voice heard!

Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charlize Theron 57.3% - Jessica Simpson 42.7%
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Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Leanna Tweeden 61.1% - Shania Twain 38.9%
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Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Cheryl Tweedy 60.7% - Gabrielle Union 39.3%
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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly : Nilsson 55.3% - Pressly 44.7%
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 67.3% - Portman 32.7%
Rihanna | Shakira : Shakira 67.4% - Rihanna 32.6%
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren : Nemcova 77.1% - Nordegren 22.9%
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Cheryl Tweedy is a WAG One-Percenter

Cheryl Tweedy was kind enough to head to the beach recently, thus giving us yet another reason to post about her. And in the process giving us another reason to say to her allegedly cheating husband, footballer Ashley Cole, "Are you nuts?!"

In case you're wondering who the other chicks are in the photos, they are members of her singing group Girls Aloud. They're like like the Spice Girls only not as aged.

Check out other One-Percenters.

Ashley Cole proves Eddie Murphy was right

The other day we expressed shock and amazement as reports surfaced that footballer Ashley Cole cheated on his gorgeous wife Cheryl Tweedy. Now a report comes out that Cheryl isn't buying any of it.

"Wasn't me."

Cheryl is CONVINCED her husband never had sex with 22-year-old Aimee Walton, BELIEVES his story and is still DETERMINED they can make their marriage work.

"I've been through an emotional roller coaster but I'm determined to be strong. Ashley's a wonderful husband and we ARE in love. I won't let this woman destroy our marriage," says Cheryl.



Basically Cheryl says that when Ashley is trashed, he can't get it up, so he couldn't have cheated. She also says that if he cheated, he'd pay.

"If anybody cheated on me they'd be dead. I've been cheated on in the past. I gave the blokes a few right and left hooks."

I give this marriage two to four more months.

Would you cheat on this woman?

Not only is Cheryl (Tweedy) Cole a famous singer in the UK as a part of Girls Aloud, she is crazy hot, and most importantly, she is in our sexiest woman on the planet tournament. But some guys just aren't satisified. For example, Ashley Cole, Cheryl's hubby.

[Ashley] hooked up with a blonde in a central London night club, newspaper reports claim.

The footballer ended up throwing up twice during his alleged romp that occurred in December last year, a young beauty claimed in The Sun.

Cole reportedly met Aimee Walton at the CC Club in London's West End before asking the 22-year-old from Mordon, South London, back to his pad in North London.

Playa! What are you doing?

A heavily boozed-up Cole supposedly bagged a lift with Walton and her friend back to the flat in Frien Barnet, North London, while his friends headed to the property in another car.

Walton claims the footballer was sick in her car and then again on the cream carpet of the flat whilst they were romping.

Walton claims the footballer says his wife knew of his exploits but said he just 'can't get found out'.

Ashley... you been found out. Dumbass. Once again proving that no matter how hot a chick is, someone out there is sick of fucking her.

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