Charlize Theron shows how a photo shoot should go

Unlike that abomination that was Keira Knightley's photo shoot for some shit called Tatler, Charlize Theron's photo shoot for GQ was almost perfect.



The only real issue I have with this shoot is the startling lack of nakedness that I usually prefer in a photo shoot.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Our last three matches were some of the few that actually went the way I thought they would. Heidi Klum, Shakira and Monica Bellucci all moved on to round three, while Ali Larter, Rachel McAdams and the resurgent Elisha Cuthbert head home. The next batch of battles I shall not try to predict as they look to be quite the tossups in my opinions. So who you got this time?

Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 55.7% - Scarlett Johansson 44.3%
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Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 57.9% - Jessica Biel 42.1%
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Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.9% - Charlize Theron 42.1%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 52.7% - Cuthbert 41.3%
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams : Klum 58.4% - McAdams 41.6%
Ali Larter | Shakira : Shakira 51.4% - Larter 48.6%
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Three more matches in the books. Moving on are Sandra Nilsson, Bar Refaeli and Shakira. Going home are Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman and Rihanna. Which brings us to three new matches! First up is Tony Romo's GFF Jessica Simpson taking on Charlize Theron, then we have a battle, and I do mean battle, of Shania Twain and Leeann Tweeden, and last but not least we see Cheryl Tweedy taking on Gabrielle Union. Who you got this time, folks?!

Be sure to let us know who you want in the three Readers' Choice spots! Last chance to have your voice heard!

Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charlize Theron 57.3% - Jessica Simpson 42.7%
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Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Leanna Tweeden 61.1% - Shania Twain 38.9%
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Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Cheryl Tweedy 60.7% - Gabrielle Union 39.3%
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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly : Nilsson 55.3% - Pressly 44.7%
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 67.3% - Portman 32.7%
Rihanna | Shakira : Shakira 67.4% - Rihanna 32.6%
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren : Nemcova 77.1% - Nordegren 22.9%
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Charlize Theron is the Woman of the Year

Charlize Theron was named "Woman of the Year" by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals this week. She was given a parade and a golden pot trophy. They also honored Paris Hilton for basically being a dimwit (she still doesn't realize she was being made fun of). I won't hold "honoring" Paris against them though since they got the "Man of the Year" right with Christopher Walken, a true legend. He will receive his parade and trophy on February 15th. Question for you: Is Charlize a One-Percenter?

Let's take this moment to honor Charlize and admire her body... of work.