Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Final 4!)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen, let alone our Elite Eight.

The Fantastic Final Four... We're almost there, folks. And what a final four it is. Bar Refaeli, Heidi Klum, Monica Bellucci and Adriana Lima all fall to the side as Megan Fox, Kate Beckinsale, Charisma Carpenter and Marisa Miller take center stage. The winners move on to the the championship. Who ya got?

Kate Beckinsale | Charisma Carpenter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 74.6% - Charisma Carpenter 25.4%
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Megan Fox | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 57.2% - Megan Fox 42.8%
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The rest of the best:

THE ELITE EIGHT
Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci : Fox 64.4% - Bellucci 35.6%
Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli : Carpenter 50.3% - Refaeli 49.7%
Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum : Beckinsale 65.2% - Klum 34.8%
Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima : Miller 63.6% - Lima 36.4%

THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Elite 8)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen, let alone our Elite Eight.

Hey, hey! We're down to the Sweet Elite Eight! It's been a rough-and-tumble affair (rowrrr...), but we're almost done. Many beautiful women have come and gone and these eight ladies are the ones you have chosen to participate in the final battles. Will it be Kate? Monica? Megan? Charisma? How about Marisa? Or Bar? Or maybe Heidi? Or Adriana? How can we possibly choose the final four?! Choose we must...

Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 64.4% - Monica Bellucci 35.6%
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Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 50.3% - Bar Refaeli 49.7%
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Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 65.2% - Heidi Klum 35.8%
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Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 63.6% - Adriana Lima 36.4%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

So here we are. It ain't gettin' any easier, folks. Just take a look at who made the Sweet Sixteen. Wow. That is some serious tuna there. Does Kate beat Shakira? Can Susan drop Monica? How about Stacy and Megan? Or Emmanuelle versus Charisma? There are no losers. Well actually there are, but one thing's for sure, we're the winners here. So who ya got now?

Kate Beckinsale | Shakira ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
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Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Monica Bellucci 57.9% - Susan Ward 42.1%
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Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 62.7% - Stacy Keibler 37.3%
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 70.1% - Emmanuelle Chriqui 29.9%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Our last three matches were some of the few that actually went the way I thought they would. Heidi Klum, Shakira and Monica Bellucci all moved on to round three, while Ali Larter, Rachel McAdams and the resurgent Elisha Cuthbert head home. The next batch of battles I shall not try to predict as they look to be quite the tossups in my opinions. So who you got this time?

Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 55.7% - Scarlett Johansson 44.3%
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Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 57.9% - Jessica Biel 42.1%
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Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.9% - Charlize Theron 42.1%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 52.7% - Cuthbert 41.3%
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams : Klum 58.4% - McAdams 41.6%
Ali Larter | Shakira : Shakira 51.4% - Larter 48.6%
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Charisma Carpenter's cleavage states it's case ...

Charisma Carpenter's cleavage is doing all it can to bring her the title of Sexiest Woman in the World while she attended the Buffy The Vampire Slayer reunion festival.



Be sure to check out the gathering of Buffy tuna in the last photo below. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Trachtenberg, hello...

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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So you like Brooke Burke, huh? How did I know? Burke moves on after dropping Sophia Bush to the wayside, which leads us to our next match. This round pits the lovely young Amanda Bynes up against the former Buffy star Charisma Carpenter. Which one of these sexpots moves on to round two? It's your call... vote!

Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 66.2% - Amanda Bynes 33.8%

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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Ciara | Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra
Willa Ford | Megan Fox
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Charisma Carpenter is a One-Percenter

If you want to know what a One-Percenter is, just click on the label below this post. Needless to say, you have to be really hawt to qualify and Charisma qualifies with flying bodily fluids colors.

Charisma was going to be a member of the cast of this season's Celebrity Apprentice, but changed her mind. Smart move.