Noooooooooooooo! Kelly Brook is back with King Douche

Billy Zane is the anti-christ. That is THE ONLY explanation I have as to why (A) Kelly Brook ever dated him in the first place, and (B) she is BACK WITH HIM after dumping his no-talent, smug ass a few weeks ago.

Kelly Brook's romance with Billy Zane is back ON — after she told a pal: "He’s the one."

[...fork to the eye...]

...they spent the night together at a posh West London hotel after Billy persuaded her to give their four-year love another chance.

At least they say that she didn't have her big ole engagement ring on.

Sigh... Maybe these naked pics of Kelly will make me feel better...




The Sun

YES! Kelly Brook and Billy Zane split up!

Thank you, Lord. Billy Zane is such an asshat. The fact that he somehow managed to pull Kelly Brook burned my ass to no end. But now, it's OVAH, baby!

"We can confirm that Kelly and Billy have split," Brook's manager, John Fowler, tells Usmagazine.com.

Weeeee!!!

Let's celebrate with some Kelly Brook pics just to show Billy what he is losing. Eat it, Zane, you douche!



This is Kelly at the British Academy Television Awards and she is NOT wearing her engagement ring. Yay, again!