Bar Refaeli is popular in Russia

So popular in fact, that she posed for Elle magazine over there. Yet another magazine that is marketed to heterosexual women who like to look at other women's bodies. (I have touched on this phenomenon before and still searching for answers.)



I wonder what it's like to see your girlfriend half naked in magazines around the world. Again, purely from a sociological research perspective, if any hot women are interested in contributing to helping me find the answers to these questions and more, I am just a quick email away.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Elite 8)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen, let alone our Elite Eight.

Hey, hey! We're down to the Sweet Elite Eight! It's been a rough-and-tumble affair (rowrrr...), but we're almost done. Many beautiful women have come and gone and these eight ladies are the ones you have chosen to participate in the final battles. Will it be Kate? Monica? Megan? Charisma? How about Marisa? Or Bar? Or maybe Heidi? Or Adriana? How can we possibly choose the final four?! Choose we must...

Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

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Megan Fox 64.4% - Monica Bellucci 35.6%
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Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

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Charisma Carpenter 50.3% - Bar Refaeli 49.7%
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Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum ... click their name for another look

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Kate Beckinsale 65.2% - Heidi Klum 35.8%
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Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima ... click their name for another look

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Marisa Miller 63.6% - Adriana Lima 36.4%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

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Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

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Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

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Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

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Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Our last three matches were some of the few that actually went the way I thought they would. Heidi Klum, Shakira and Monica Bellucci all moved on to round three, while Ali Larter, Rachel McAdams and the resurgent Elisha Cuthbert head home. The next batch of battles I shall not try to predict as they look to be quite the tossups in my opinions. So who you got this time?

Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson ... click their name for another look

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Charisma Carpenter 55.7% - Scarlett Johansson 44.3%
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Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

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Marisa Miller 57.9% - Jessica Biel 42.1%
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Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

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Bar Refaeli 57.9% - Charlize Theron 42.1%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 52.7% - Cuthbert 41.3%
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams : Klum 58.4% - McAdams 41.6%
Ali Larter | Shakira : Shakira 51.4% - Larter 48.6%
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Emmanuelle Chiquri, Bar Refaeli, and Omar Minaya?

Emmanuelle Chiquri, she of total hotness, and Bar Refaeli, girlfriend of a guy on My List, attended some event for Seeds of Peace Thursday in New York. I need to start some sort of charitable organization so I can get superhot chicks to attend my events. I like the "Seeds" theme so maybe I'll just call it "Seeds of Doug". Hmmm... perhaps I should go another direction with the name...



At the event, Mets G.M. Omar Minaya was honored with the Peace Maker Award. Fuckin' Mets... They think they own the world now that they have Johan Santana.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

Okay, we're going to crank this contest up a bit. You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

We're also going to be doing these three at a time now until we get near the end.

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Our latest match saw Petra Nemcova absolutely destroy Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren. I guess she isn't as hot as I thought. Next up will be little-known hottie Sandra Nilsson taking on Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman taking on Leo's girl Bar Refaeli, and two one-name wonders with Rihanna taking on Shakira. Who you got?

And be sure to let us know who you want in the three Readers' Choice spots! Time's a tickin' away!

Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly ... click their name for another look

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Sandra Nilsson 55.3% - Jaime Pressly 44.7%
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Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

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Bar Refaeli 67.3% - Natalie Portman 32.7%
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Rihanna | Shakira ... click their name for another look

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Shakira 67.4% - Rihanna 32.6%
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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren : Nemcova 77.1% - Nordegren 22.9%
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Fuck Leo DiCaprio, part two

I have a new goal in life: To ruin Leonardo DiCaprio's life. No one man should be able to bang both Gisele and Bar Refaeli in the same lifetime. I think he might be the devil himself. Where's Keanu Reeves when you need him?



Now I am hiding under my covers crying, if anyone needs me.



Fuck Leo DiCaprio, part one

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Fuck Leo DiCaprio

Who is more lucky? Leo or Tom Brady? Oops... wrong week to ask that question. Sorry. Anywho, here's lucky Leo sitting poolside with his (better looking) version of Gisele, model Bar Refaeli. I hate my life.



So, do you think that these photos will help Bar in our contest or hurt her? You know, because we all hate Leo DiCaprio now and want him and those around him to win NOTHING! Whoa...

UPDATE: I forgot that Leo once upon a time was dropping the hammer on Gisele. Sloppy seconds, Tom! I really hate my life now.



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