Cheryl Tweedy was on the beach somewhere in a bikini recently. I know these pics may have made the rounds, but is it really going to cause you any discomfort to see them again? By the way, I did my best to crop douchebag out of as many pictures as possible.
Okay, so they may cause some discomfort... in your pants. God, I'm good.
Showing posts with label Ashley Cole. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashley Cole. Show all posts
Friday, June 27, 2008
Cheryl Tweedy in a bikini
Monday, April 21, 2008
Cheryl Tweedy is a little nippy
You know the rules around here. If pics of Cheryl Tweedy cross my desktop, I post 'em. This time we catch our favorite WAG out and about in London woefully underdressed for the temperature. Yay, pokies!!
Man I wish I was there. I'd have given her my coat, and my wallet, and my pants, and my car, whatever she needed. You hear me, Cheryl?! Whatever you need!
Oh yeah, be sure to check out the girl that Cheryl's dimwitted husband, footballer Ashley Cole, allegedly cheated on her with here. Can you say "homely"? I knew you could.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Ashley Cole proves Eddie Murphy was right
The other day we expressed shock and amazement as reports surfaced that footballer Ashley Cole cheated on his gorgeous wife Cheryl Tweedy. Now a report comes out that Cheryl isn't buying any of it.
"Wasn't me."
Cheryl is CONVINCED her husband never had sex with 22-year-old Aimee Walton, BELIEVES his story and is still DETERMINED they can make their marriage work.
"I've been through an emotional roller coaster but I'm determined to be strong. Ashley's a wonderful husband and we ARE in love. I won't let this woman destroy our marriage," says Cheryl.
Basically Cheryl says that when Ashley is trashed, he can't get it up, so he couldn't have cheated. She also says that if he cheated, he'd pay.
"If anybody cheated on me they'd be dead. I've been cheated on in the past. I gave the blokes a few right and left hooks."
I give this marriage two to four more months.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Would you cheat on this woman?
Not only is Cheryl (Tweedy) Cole a famous singer in the UK as a part of Girls Aloud, she is crazy hot, and most importantly, she is in our sexiest woman on the planet tournament. But some guys just aren't satisified. For example, Ashley Cole, Cheryl's hubby.
[Ashley] hooked up with a blonde in a central London night club, newspaper reports claim.
The footballer ended up throwing up twice during his alleged romp that occurred in December last year, a young beauty claimed in The Sun.
Cole reportedly met Aimee Walton at the CC Club in London's West End before asking the 22-year-old from Mordon, South London, back to his pad in North London.
Playa! What are you doing?
A heavily boozed-up Cole supposedly bagged a lift with Walton and her friend back to the flat in Frien Barnet, North London, while his friends headed to the property in another car.
Walton claims the footballer was sick in her car and then again on the cream carpet of the flat whilst they were romping.
Walton claims the footballer says his wife knew of his exploits but said he just 'can't get found out'.
Ashley... you been found out. Dumbass. Once again proving that no matter how hot a chick is, someone out there is sick of fucking her.
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