FHM gives us a preview of their 100 Sexiest for 2008

Tomorrow FHM releases their annual 100 Sexiest Women in the World list. A list that we have derided (among others) and forced us to create our own little poll in order to get it right. They were kind enough to let us know who this year's top 10 includes in advance of tomorrow's big announcement, so let's see if their people did any better this year by comparing the FHM Top 10 to how our brilliant readers have voted thus far in our contest.



10. Keira Knightley - Buzzzz. Didn't make it out of Round Two.

9. Angelina Jolie - Fail. Lost in Round One.

8. Hilary Duff - Crickets. Not in our field of 64.

7. Cheryl Tweedy - Alive and kickin' in the Sweet 16.

6. Scarlett Johansson - Wrongo. Lost in Round Two.

5. Hayden Panettiere - Zzzzz. Not in our field of 64.

4. Elisha Cuthbert - Nope. Took the pipe in Round Two.

3. Keeley Hazell - Made our Sweet 16 so far.

2. Jessica Alba - Lost in the Second Round. Had a wicked opponent.



1. Megan Fox - Still alive and winning her match in the Sweet 16.

Those in our Sweet 16 not making their Top 10 include: Kate Beckinsale, Shakira, Susan Ward, Monica Bellucci, Stacy Keibler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Charisma Carpenter, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli, Petra Nemcova, Marisa Miller, and Sandra Nilsson.

So yeah, you can see why we're having our own poll.

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If I had to pick just a handful of (non-porn) movies I could watch for the rest of my life, Gia is on that list, right there with Sirens, The Center of the World, and Jaded.

Shocking news! Angelina Jolie was a sexy teen

Despite the fact that you can find photos much more racy than this on any social networking site, InTouch Weekly thinks that they have uncovered something sort of scandalous: Photos of Angelina Jolie posing in bikinis and stuff when she was only 16!!

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.



Shoot, 15-year old Miley Cyrus has posted worse pictures than these on her own MySpace page. InTouch has a whole slew of other photos plus two videos (one of which you can see below) on their site. Why any of this strikes them as "shocking" is beyond me, but whatever, they made it on to my Web site so I guess it worked.

Angelina Jolie is sleeping in The Undertaker's bed

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their brood are currently renting a home in Cedar Creek, Texas outside of Austin. Brad has said in the past that he had a bed custom-made so that he and Angelina could have all of their kids sleep in the bed with them and this house has a bed of similar size, because it was made for one Mark William Calaway, aka The Undertaker of WWE fame. The home also has one or two other unique features as well.

"The best part of the house is a separate gym area with a real [World Wrestling Entertainment] ring in it," contractor Ron Charlies, who worked on the home’s construction, tells Life & Style. "I’m sure Brad and the kids horse around in it."

There’s plenty of space for dad Brad and mom Angelina Jolie (who’s more than five months pregnant) in the four-bedroom ranch, which Brad and Angelina are renting in Cedar Creek from its owner, the pro wrestler known as Undertaker. "The master bedroom is 28 feet by 48 feet," says Charles. "It’s bigger than most houses here. It wasn’t that big originally, but Undertaker wanted a huge special bed, so we had to make the room a lot larger to accommodate it."



Pitt and Jolie renting The 'Taker's home kinda spoils that whole "dead man" mystique, doesn't it?

H/T: Cele|bitchy

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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The latest match betweem Scarlett Johansson and Katherine Heigl was one of the few that went pretty much the way I thought it would with ScarJo taking home the W. I am quite curious to see how the next one unfolds though. Angelina Jolie versus Stacy Keibler is one I am not going to make any predictions on. I know who I am taking, but that's as far I'll go. The ball is in your court, people. Who you got?

Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Stacy Keibler 51.5% - Angelina Jolie 48.5%

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9 - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0 - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9 - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

They're fucking kidding, right?

Oh, now I get it. It's the Brad Pitt connection... what a punkass.

For pics of Jenn-Jenn in her skivvies, click here. For pics of Angie's sweetness, see below. Now you tell me, is it really even worth asking the question? Yeah, that's what I thought.