Gina Carano beats Robin Yount's niece's ass

I bet that sentence has been typed at least 1,000 times over the years. That being said, last night on American Gladiators, my future wife, Gina Carano took part in Earthquake! (I added the exclamation point because it's just that damn exciting) and faced off against the niece of Hall of Fame baseball player Robin Yount. Her name is Tatum and she set a record last night by being the first competitor to score zero points. Bravo! Be sure to pause the clip around the 0:55 0:08 mark for full lesbian fantasy goodness, unlike last week when Gina had to face-off with and ultimately destroy a senior citizen.



In case your pause button isn't working too well, the good folk over at flatusyahu have some stills you might want to check out.

Gina Carano busts up old people for a living

In case you missed it, and how could you have, my future wife Gina Carano, playing the character of Crush on American Gladiators, was forced to do battle with an old person on Monday night. Stick around for the asspounding she lays on that 52-year-old codger around the 1:50 mark... well worth your time.

The U.K. even does Gladiators better

Anyone familiar with this site knows how much better the U.K. does magazines than we do. And how they have like a trillion hot women in such a small geographic area. Explanations for this are still under investigation. But here's another little know fact, they even do American Gladiators better than us! Meet Jemma Palmer, aka Inferno, and a former WWE Diva search finalist...



Dammit! No offense to my future wife, our Gladiators are just as hot, but where are our half-naked Gladiator photo spreads?!




Here she is in those moving picture thingies you all like so much...

Happy Birthday, dear Gina...

My future wife, Gina Carano, celebrated her 26th birthday on April 16 and the folks at her day job, American Gladiators, serenaded her with Happy Birthday, preceded by a sweet booty dance by Gina-baby, I mean CRUSH!



I wish I knew how to loop a video... I just need three or four seconds looped... anyone??

H/T: flatusyahu

Introducing your new American Gladiators, Jet and Phoenix

Back on February 23, I told you about how the female winner of American Gladiators was a former Portland Trailgangsta cheerleader, I mean dancer, named Monica Carlson. I also told you about how she was currently employed as a "sports model" whatever that is. I also mentioned that she is 5'7" with a 36 inch bust, a 28 inch waist with 38 inch hips, wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. Now I am going to mention that she looks absolutely smokin' as Jet in her new Gladiator gear.



They also have added some additional cheesecake to the mix with a broad named Phoenix. Nice pink hair. And wings.



Yeah, I'll be tuning in. And yeah, Crush is still the best.






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Gina Carano again, because I'll miss her

Since I am going to be going through Gina-withdrawal this week with no American Gladiators to watch, I figured I'd post some more pics of my future wife to help me through the week.

Man I am gonna miss her beating contender ass. If they don't renew that show for another season I am gonna be crushed.

American Gladiators champ was a Blazers dancer

Hmmmm... maybe cheerleaders are athletes after all.

So I watched all of the first round of American Gladiators. Frankly, I kind of wished I had done something more useful with my time, like rid the world of stray cats, but I didn't, so I bring you this report.

The female champion (and new American Gladiator should she choose to become one) was a pretty little thing, no rack, but a nice dumper and cute face. Her name is Monica Carlson. For some reason, and I may have missed it, but I doubt it, they failed to mention the the mother of twin girls is a former Blazers dancer. How this was ignored by them and/or me is a crime.

The other bit of information I missed is that she currently is employed as a "sports model". WTF is a sports model? It sounds like something I'd like to do. You know, like stand around pretending to play hockey or hoops and get paid for people to take pics of me. I would totally rock at that.

According to her sports model bio she is 5'7" with a 36 inch bust (36B is my guess for bra size), a 28 inch waist with 38 inch hips, wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. 36-28-38. Those are pretty damn good numbers... for a former Blazer. (Dan Dickau would be so proud.)



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Gina Carano is my Crush

As I have stated elsewhere, Gina Carano is my next wife, she just hasn't been notified yet. And if you are wondering who Gina Carano is, well, she's "Crush" on the new American Gladiators, but to me she is a woman who busts up asses in MMA.



That's right... beat that ass, Gina.





UPDATE: More pics of Gina here.