Alyssa Milano got naked once

Well, probably more than once, but she got naked once for a photographer (supposedly in 1993, making her 20-ish) which is funny because I thought I remembered her suing someone back in the day for publishing naked pictures of her. Oh yeah, I did remember that.



Now you might be asking yourself, why would he post naked pictures of Alyssa Milano if she is so litigious? Uh, duh... they're naked pictures of Alyssa Milano. Hello? McFly?

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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WOW. Now that was close. Hard to know when to draw the line when it's that tight, so I let this one run a few more hours than normal hoping to get a more decisive result. In the end, it didn't happen and I had to call it with Eva Mendes moving on after a squeaker of a victory over Maria Menounos. Sorry Maria fans... Next up in the squared circle are two women who have been featured here several times, sports tramp Alyssa Milano and sports model Marisa Miller. Who you got?

Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 67.1% - Alyssa Milano 32.9%
CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE ON THE NEXT MATCH-UP

The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Play some catch with Alyssa Milano

Alyssa Milano, she of the numerous athlete boyfriends, is working hard to sell females sports crap to wear. Because as we all know, if you buy her shit, your girlfriend will look just as good as Alyssa does wearing it. I'd play some "catch" with Alyssa any day, though. I am a hell of a pitcher, or so the ladies tell me.



Hey, at least she doesn't have to hire a model to pose in her duds. That's a plus from the business side of things! No way your girl pulls the look in the fifth photo below.

Alyssa Milano likes hockey (players)

In her never-ending quest to bag a pro athlete and hawk her never-ending line of sports-related clothing, Alyssa Milano ventured out to the NHL All-Star Game this past weekend.



Honey, a little advice, you are never going to land an athlete wearing all those freakin' clothes. Remember how you impressed those Army folk? (below) Try that move again. I hear Sidney Crosby is a boob man.

UPDATE: Here's a vid of her getting interviewed at the game in case you like your pictures to be of the moving variety.