Ali Larter is flashing cleavage

Ali Larter is on the cover of Allure magazine flashing a sexy look and a bit of cleavage. I've always had a thing for Ali since her whip cream scene in Varsity Blues. GET AN EYEFUL...

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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This is why I try not to make predictions in this tournament. I would have bet on Penny Cruz moving further, as well as Sofia Vergara, but the people have spoken. Sandra Nilsson, Petra Nemcova, and Stacy Keibler all move on to round three with Penny, Sofia, and Torrie Wilson grabbing some bench. Not that I am complaining about the winners, of course. They're wicked sexy. Anyway, we're one step closer to crowning our queen. So, who you got in these next three matches? Elisha or Monica? Heidi or Rachel? Ali or Shakira? Life is so full of tough decisions, isn't it?

Ali Larter | Shakira ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Shakira 51.4% - Ali Larter 48.6%
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Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Heidi Klum 58.4% - Rachel McAdams 41.6%
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Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Monica Bellucci 52.7% - Elisha Cuthbert 47.3%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara : Keibler 60.2% - Vergara 39.8%
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson : Nemcova 56.4% - Wilson 43.6%
Penelope Cruz | Sandra Nilsson : Nilsson 57.7% - Cruz 42.3%
Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 76.8% - Knightley 23.2%
Megan Fox | Jessica Alba : Fox 53.0% - Alba 47.0%
Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes : Lima 58.5% - Mendes 41.5%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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I didn't figure our last match was going to be an easy one to settle. I know how much you like both Keira and Beyonce. However, one must move on and it's Keira by a slim margin. Next up we see Joanna Krupa and Ali Larter strap 'em on and duke it out. No guesses as to the winner here, so who you got?

Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Ali Larter 56.6% - Joanna Krupa 43.4%

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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

Ali Larter is famous because of the Philadelphia Phillies

According to the genius that is Enrico over at The 700 Level, it's true!

Larter, a 13-year-old tomboy from Cherry Hill, N.J., is discovered on a Philadelphia street and asked to be in a Phillies commercial. She signs a modeling contract with the prestigious Ford Modeling Agency in New York and skips her senior year to work in Japan and Australia. (People)



So there you have it hot girls of America, seek out baseball teams to do ads for and your future is secure.

Since neither myself nor Enrico can find the original ad, he drops a classic Designer Imposter body spray video of the young Larter back in the day, but we're going to go for quantity of tuna with our selection. Four uberbabes in tight, black leather.



That would be Ali, Shannon Elizabeth, Eliza Dushku and some other girl who I can't figure out (Jennifer Schwalbach Smith?). The sheer volume of fineness is enough to take one's pants breath away.