Adriana Lima is a little nippy on a cool day

No idea where these pictures of Adriana Lima were taken, when they were taken, or for what purpose. Do you really care, anyway? All I know is that when one of our Sweet Elite 8 has her picture taken looking like this and I discover them, they're gettin' posted. *Gavel bang!*



Anyone want to reconsider their vote? And how much do you wish you were that cellphone?

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Elite 8)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen, let alone our Elite Eight.

Hey, hey! We're down to the Sweet Elite Eight! It's been a rough-and-tumble affair (rowrrr...), but we're almost done. Many beautiful women have come and gone and these eight ladies are the ones you have chosen to participate in the final battles. Will it be Kate? Monica? Megan? Charisma? How about Marisa? Or Bar? Or maybe Heidi? Or Adriana? How can we possibly choose the final four?! Choose we must...

Megan Fox | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 64.4% - Monica Bellucci 35.6%
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Charisma Carpenter | Bar Refaeli ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 50.3% - Bar Refaeli 49.7%
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Kate Beckinsale | Heidi Klum ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 65.2% - Heidi Klum 35.8%
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Marisa Miller | Adriana Lima ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 63.6% - Adriana Lima 36.4%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson : Miller 83.5% - Nilsson 16.5%
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova : Refaeli 57.0% - Nemcova 43.0%
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy : Klum 53.1% - Tweedy 46.9%
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell : Lima 50.8% - Hazell 49.2%
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (R2)

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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Round one is in the books as Torrie Wilson vanquished Miranda Kerr and Sofia Vergara took out Reese Witherspoon in our final two matches of the opening round. Round two is gonna be much tougher and we'll get the party started with three matches: Adriana Lima vs. Eva Mendes, Megan Fox vs. Jessica Alba, and Keira Knightley vs. Kate Beckinsale. Who ya got, folks!!

Adriana Lima | Eva Mendes ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 58.5% - Eva Mendes 41.5%
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Megan Fox | Jessica Alba ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 53.0% - Jessica Alba 47.0%
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Keira Knightley | Kate Beckinsale ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 76.8% - Keira Knightley 23.2%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND TWO
Stacy Keibler | Sofia Vergara
Petra Nemcova | Torrie Wilson
Sandra Nilsson | Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert | Monica Bellucci
Heidi Klum | Rachel McAdams
Ali Larter | Shakira
Charlize Theron | Bar Refaeli
Jessica Biel | Marisa Miller
Charisma Carpenter | Scarlett Johansson
Susan Ward | Jennifer Garner
Brooke Burke | Keeley Hazell
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Kelly Brook
Cheryl Tweedy | Leeann Tweeden

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.

The Whole F'n Show is back

So, I'm back after a day without Internet and a day without being able to hold food down. My head still feels like someone dropped a bowling ball on it, but I am gonna try to power through this and entertain you today in the way that you've become accustomed.

What better way is there to get this party re-started than a video of one Adriana Lima doing a commercial for a phone company in a language I don't speak, but since she is in her underwear it doesn't really matter anyway, enjoy.

Adriana Lima is good at posing for pictures without her top on

Adriana Lima has a great job. She gets to run around the world, take her clothes off, have people photograph and film her, and make scads of cash. I think I'd be good at this job. I wonder if there are any openings. Carol, get GQ on the phone! (Talking to my fictional secretary... she's hot!)



She also is good at posing for videos too as you can witness here...

Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima doing something

Marko Jaric is on my list. No man should be allowed to be paid for playing a sport, make ridiculous amounts of money, and date a Victoria's Secret supermodel who claims to still be a virgin. They especially shouldn't be allowed to be able to dress like a grunge skateboarder and still get all those perks. And if this sex tape really is Adriana Lima, I may have to just kill myself now (luckily, everyone seems to think it's not her.)



So now that makes it Leo DiCaprio, Vito Schnabel, Ben Affleck, and Marko Jaric all officially on my list. Fuck 'em all.



H/T: The Big Lead

Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

There have been many attempts to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is at various times throughout history. Maxim tries it every year. FHM does too. AskMen.com does as well. The results of their polls are dubious at best. (see Lohan, Lindsay). Are you really going to sit there and tell me that Lindsay Lohan is the sexiest woman in the whole world, Maxim reader? C'mon. Beyonce? I guess... Jessica Alba? Getting warmer.

I think that YOU and I can do better. So, I am taking names off of those two lists, adding and subtracting where I see fit, and letting you decide who REALLY is the sexiest woman on the planet.

I am also reserving the final three spots for the ladies who are suggested the most by you, the reader. So let me know who I am missing and who MUST be on this list.

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Apparently I was in the minority on Joanna Krupa. She'd easily be in my top 10, but you voted for Ali Larter in massive quantities so I must honor your choice. Losers. IF you needed another reason for why we're doing this little exercise, click here. Next up on the docket is Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima versus Maxim's 2007 Sexiest Woman, Lindsay Lohan. I'll be interested to see how Lohan fares. Get to votin'!

Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 83.5% - Lindsay Lohan 16.5%

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The rest of the best:
Christina Aguilera | ______________Your Choice
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli
Rihanna | Shakira
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward
Torrie Wilson | ______________Your Choice
Reese Witherspoon | ______________Your Choice
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%

The real Super Bowl Week highlight

David Tyree's catch was nice and all, but if you'd been to The Victoria's Secret "What is Sexy?" Super Bowl party, would you even remember it? If there was one party to attend, I think it may have been this one (not the Tupperware Party!). In attendance, just to name a few, were Katherine Heigl, Maria Menounos, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Stacy Keibler, and Kristin Cavallari. That, my friends, is some world class tuna.



Their ad on Super Sunday also gets high marks from me.

Adriana Lima makes good commercials

According to Intentional Foul, Victoria's Secret has a super special Adriana Lima commercial planned for the Super Bowl. They plan to capitalize on the upcoming Valentine’s Day "holiday" with this ad. Whatever. Fuck Valentine's Day. Now I am not sure if this is the super special secret Super Bowl advertisement below, but even if it isn't I am sure you won't mind.