The 22 Worst Dunks Ever*

(* At least of those that appear somewhere on the Internet.)

In honor of the NBA Slam Dunk Contest's revival thanks to Dwight Howard and Gerald Green, let's have a look at what the Bizarro Dunk Contest would look like. I proudly present the dunks that would have scored a perfect 0. (Magic, however, would have have still talked for 45 minutes about each one of them, with 98% of what he said being unintelligible, while Darryl Dawkins, despite no logical reason for doing so, would still have given them all 9's.)

13. Travis Outlaw with the airball dunk!


12. Tony Parker for the ... guh!


11. Qyntel Woods three-sixtyyyyy... no, not you.


10. Bonus points for almost being killed.


9. And even more bonus points.


8. Throw it down, big man!


7. Face off the glass!


6. Props are fun!


5. Dunk over... er, into... a pretty girl!


4. Kid dunks... his leg?


3. Head off the rim!?


2. Big air!


1. Dunk off a chair!


Honorable Mention: Julian Wright, LeBron James, Some white dude, Adonal Foyle, Brandon Griffin, In the snow, Some kid on a ramp, Yet another white dude, and finally, Ricky Davis.

And boom goes the dynamite.