WAG-OFF - Day eight: USA WAGs vs EUROPEAN WAGs

Okay, today I promise I got the contestants right (unlike yesterday). Today we have representing the United States, pitcher Brad Penny's main squeeze, Eliza Dushku, taking on footballer Peter Crouch's Abigail Clancy. Who you got today?



Each weekday from July 14 to July 25 one American WAG will face-off with a European counterpart for world WAG supremacy. The deciding factors? Your votes. (more background on this event here).

Who is the hotter WAG today?

Abbey Clancy (UK)


Eliza Dushku (USA)

Online Surveys & Market Research

REMINDER! You can also cast a vote at The Spoiler and be sure to come back tomorrow for the next match-up.

Previous matches (Vote!): Day 1 | 2 | 3| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

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WAGs, WAGs, WAGs, WAGs, WAGs...

That's all I seem to post anymore. I wish that these people would get lives and quit running around looking all hot. Cheryl Tweedy and Abigail Clancy must be stopped! Do you realize that this is the 21st time I have done a post centered on Cheryl and seventh time I have posted on Abbey? Enough is enough...



Whoa... wait, what am I saying?! If they stop, what the hell will I post about? Never mind, girls, keep doing what you're doing... Phew, that was a close one.

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SuperWAG Abigail Clancy topless on the beach

If you didn't hate (or were jealous of) footballer Peter Crouch for laying around on the beach with his superhot WAG Abigail Clancy before, maybe this will push you over the edge. Not content with just being hot in a bikini, Abbey decided she'd had enough of that cumbersome bikini top and it was time to take it off.



Can we please have no Cease and Desist orders on this one? Thank you.

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Peter Crouch cheers himself up with his smokin' girlfriend

Rather than doing something silly like playing in the Euro 2008 tournament, which begins tomorrow, for which his England team failed to qualify, Peter Crouch is in the Caribbean with his turbo-hot girlfriend Abbey Clancy. Some people cope with negative things by using drugs and alcohol, Peter does it by looking at his hot WAG's ass. Ah, the life of a professional athlete...



Much like Dion Phaneuf, Peter Crouch is taking full advantage of his status as an athlete. If only more players would follow this route, rather than the ways of the Chris Henry's and Pacman Jones', the world of sports would be a much better and sexier place.

UPDATE: Abbey decided that she had had enough with her bikini top and took it off. See here...




UPDATE: Come to find out The Spoiler has way better pics than me. Damn them...

Daily Mail

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Abigail Clancy is a freakin' dream in a bikini

Is Eurofootballer Peter Crouch still hittin' this? Because if he isn't, he officially qualifies as one of the dumbest men on the planet. And this is a planet inhabited by me among other dumb people, so that's saying something.



These pics are from her new spread in FHM, where there is also a VIDEO!!



More here: FHM

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Abigail Clancy is lookin' good on video

Check out the description of this video of Abbey Clancy posing for her FHM photoshoot:

Oiled up and stripped down, wonder-WAG Abbey Clancy is this month's FHM cover girl.

Kind of makes you want to watch, huh?



Since there were three more videos of her in various stages of undress for FHM when I did this search, I figured what the hell, here they are...

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Abigail Clancy lookin' good in a bikini

Judging by the popularity of the last post we did on Abigail Clancy, I thought it might be a good idea to toss you another one. Especially since she is frolicking around on a beach in a bikini.



No sheer dresses to have to look through here, kids! And before you ask about the other chicas in the pics below... no idea, and yes (white), yes with 10 (who am I kidding) three beers (stripes).

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Abigail Clancy lookin' good at the Brit Awards

I have to admit, until this morning I had no effin' idea what the Brit Awards were. Turns out they are something like our Grammy's. The more you know. Anyway, highly underrated (at least here in the U.S.) soccer WAG Abigail Clancy was on hand for the festivities and did not disappoint.

I wonder if it would be possible for us to make a law stating that all hot women must only be seen in public wearing clothes that are sheer and see-through. If that were to happen, I know I would be proud of my country for the first time in my life.* BTW, I also threw in a couple of pics of Gemma Atkinson and Rihanna at the show (below), because that's just the kind of guy I am.

*Joke.

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