Interlude: Scary

NHL: Sean Avery rushed to hospital Wednesday in cardiac arrest
AHL: Minor league hockey player charged after caught streaking
LAX: Prom invite written on lacrosse players' bare bottoms
MLB: Other women made Rocket see fireworks, too
SOCCER: Ronaldo in hiding after cross-dressing prostitutes incident
F1: French court says it cannot ban Mosley orgy video
NFL: Pats' Moss has new group, hopes to race trucks
NFL: Bills to be paid $78M to play in Toronto
NFL: Former Titan Calico facing DUI indictment
OLYMPICS: Three pro-Tibet activists deported ahead of Oly torch
TENNIS: Internet betting companies win case against Roland Garros
CBB: Obama plays hoops with UNC
CFB: Nebraska OL Christensen faces July trial for sexual assault
ODD: Wisconsin man starts Web site devoted to roadkill
STUPID: Man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check

UPDATE: Sean Avery has a lacerated spleen. Almost the same as cardiac arrest...