Scarlett Johansson is topless... sort of...

Scarlett Johansson will appear topless in her next movie called He's Just Not That Into You. At least that's what the producers of the movie really want everyone red-blooded male to think. Truth is, who the hell knows whether she has pasties on or what because as usual the movie's trailer leaves much to the imagination...



All that being said, one can always hope. Because what is the world without hope? A sad, sad place, I say...