Jessica Alba did a swimsuit calendar... sort of

FINALLY! An American hottie busts out with a swimsuit calendar and it's Jessica Alba. Wait, what's this? She isn't topless?! And she isn't even in a bikini?! A one-piece? Dammit... Man, we suck! Oh well, it's Jessica Alba in a swimsuit... kind of... beggars can't be choosers, I guess.



To recap once again, the UK has Jakki Degg, Peta Todd, Sammy Braddy, Keeley Hazell, Danii Wells, Eva Wyrwal, Lucy Pinder and Vikki Blows all posing topless for calendars and we get this... I am so disappointed in us as a country. Yes, we can, my ass.





BONUS Gallery! Jessica at the launch of said calendar.




Even more Jessica Alba sexy goodness here.