Catherine Zeta-Jones is aging well

Someone remind me why Catherine Zeta-Jones is still with Michael Douglas. Other than, you know, him being all rich and famous and such. Dude is literally old enough to be her dad (64 to 39 years of age). I think she'd be much more comfortable fulfilling the sexual desires of someone, say, closer to her age bracket... a sexy blogger perhaps... Let me just put it this way, Catherine, when Mike finally keels over from one too many games of shuffleboard at the old folks home, I'll be here.



These pictures of Ms. Zeta-Jones give me pause. Maybe I was too quick to proclaim Angelina Jolie as the #1 MILF. What do you think?