Anyone got tickets to the U.S. Open?

I never thought I'd say this, but I sure would like to go to the U.S. Open tennis tournament this year. Why? Here's why...



Yes, that is Charlize Theron below, and yes, that is what appears to be a very horned-up Tobey Maguire checking out our little Natalie Portman and her beer in the fourth picture below.