This just in: Megan Fox is single

My prayers have been answered. I asked God to make sure that there was no way that 90210 geekbag Brian Austin Green could marry Megan Fox. And today, my prayers have been answered. Yes I said that twice. It's that important.



Says some unnamed source, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

Megan is 22, BAG is 34. She's not too young to marry him. She's too hot to marry him. That's what they should have said.

Thanks to My Chill Pill for the pic. They have more like these, you know.

UPDATE: Here's the real reason she broke up with him.