Brooke Hogan should always wear a bikini

I have mentioned in the past about how I can't make up my mind about the hotness status of Brooke Hogan. You see, the problem is, that when she is in a bikini, I am somewhat mesmerized. It's the rest of the time that makes me uneasy. So my advice to her, is no matter where she goes, always wear a bikini. Oh, and that thing about posing for Playboy? That would really be helpful for me in assessing your hotness qualifications, mm-kay?



By the way, Brooke, the first picture below... that's not helping me out any.