Vanessa Minnillo wears a bikini for a living

I mean, I guess that's what Vanessa Minnillo does since in the last several months that's the only time she ever surfaces in the public eye. That or when she's out in public naked having sex with Nick Lachey. One of those things.



There. That should make up for my earlier Téa Leoni indulgence. I'll bring it stronger tomorrow. I promise. Maybe.