The Show: Impossible to resist

• Happy birthday, Jennifer Ellison. (Cuzoogle)
• Alessandra Ambrosio Arena - June 2008. (CamelTap)
• Belle Alicia: Impossible to resist. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)
• Lindsay Lohan's cleavage boggles the mind. (The Beer Goggler)
• Alley Baggett is a cowgirl. (Horny Oyster)
• Katie Holmes enrolled in 'Scientology Boot Camp'. (The Superficial)
• One down, two to go in Washington. (Mac G's World)
• Goal posts are hazardous to your face. (Intentional Foul)
• Michael Buffer worth $400M, had throat cancer? (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
• Time to fire the product development team. (9 to Fried)
• Heady cave in Tennessee busted. (Brahsome)
• Robbed with an axe, cops too busy to help. (BrightBlackInternet)