Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo "irreplaceable"

We'll see how "irreplaceable" T-Romo is if he gets off to a slow start in September. As for how "irreplaceable" Jessica thinks Romo is, well, let's just say this, "RUN, TONY, RUN! RUN NOW! FAR, FAR, AWAY!"

Us Weekly reports in its latest issue that Jessica Simpson is calling Tony Romo her "future husband."

Uh oh.

She says she even wrote him a song, "Back in My Old Boots."

Oh shit. Dude, she's writing songs for you. While in your lovey-dovey haze, that might seem to be a good thing, I assure it's not.

She dismisses critics who claimed she jinxed his career by showing up at one of his football games that he lost last year.

"Everybody takes everything out on me! But that was ludicrous," she says. "I don't understand why they think that I would be a distraction to Tony. Do they really think he can see way far up in that box? No."

Oh so many ways to go here, but I'll restrain myself. At least we know that ole Tony isn't one to dick around...

He tried to kiss her on their first date. "I was taken aback....

"The fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, 'This is my girl, and I want to kiss her' -- our first kiss in front of everybody -- was awesome," she says.

You're my boy, Blue. Now then, who's number two on the Cowboys' depth chart at QB?

Us Magazine