Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Dos Equis is starting to piss me off

First off, the Dos Equis ads on my radio and television can stop right fucking now. I have heard and seen them 4,000,202 times. And I am not exaggerating. That is not hyperbole.

Second, they can stop because they are a complete and total ripoff of Chuck Norris Facts.

You're not interesting. You're not even entertaining. You're annoying. You're an actor with a fake voice done by another actor. You're a ripoff. I hate you. Go away.

I hope Chuck Norris finds you and plants a roundhouse kick to your head for ripping off his facts.

Other than that, great ad campaign, Dos Equis.

/rant

1 comment(s):

Chune said...

XX tastes like piss... I used to drink that in Mexico when I didn't have any money... not anymore... plus they give you the worst hangovers ever

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