Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

Okay, then. Maybe I was wrong about this only getting harder as you folks voted decisively for each winner in our first matches of the Sweet Sixteen. Kate Beckinsale destroyed Shakira, Monica Bellucci blew by Susan Ward, Megan Fox slammed Stacy Keibler, and Charisma Carpenter slayed Emmauelle Chriqui. Fine, smart guys (and gals), let's see who you got now! Let's show those FHM people!

Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Marisa Miller 83.5% - Sandra Nilsson 16.5%
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Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Bar Refaeli 57.0% - Petra Nemcova 43.0%
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Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy ... click their name for another look

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Heidi Klum 53.1% - Cheryl Tweedy 46.9%
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Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Adriana Lima 50.8% - Keeley Hazell 49.2%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Kate Beckinsale | Shakira : Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci : Bellucci 57.9% - Ward 42.1%
Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox : Fox 62.7% - Keibler 37.3%
Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 70.1% - Chriqui 29.9%

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.