Who really is the sexiest female on the planet? (Sweet 16)

Every year publications with reputations for knowing what hot is put out their lists of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately the people doing the voting for those publications are morons. Lindsay Lohan? Beyonce? Jessica Alba? Heather Mills? Britney Spears? That's the best they could come up with? None of those ladies even made our Sweet Sixteen and with good reason. Take a look...

So here we are. It ain't gettin' any easier, folks. Just take a look at who made the Sweet Sixteen. Wow. That is some serious tuna there. Does Kate beat Shakira? Can Susan drop Monica? How about Stacy and Megan? Or Emmanuelle versus Charisma? There are no losers. Well actually there are, but one thing's for sure, we're the winners here. So who ya got now?

Kate Beckinsale | Shakira ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Kate Beckinsale 81.5% - Shakira 18.5%
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Susan Ward | Monica Bellucci ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Monica Bellucci 57.9% - Susan Ward 42.1%
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Stacy Keibler | Megan Fox ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Megan Fox 62.7% - Stacy Keibler 37.3%
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Charisma Carpenter ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Charisma Carpenter 70.1% - Emmanuelle Chriqui 29.9%
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The rest of the best:
THE SWEET SIXTEEN
Adriana Lima | Keeley Hazell
Heidi Klum | Cheryl Tweedy
Bar Refaeli | Petra Nemcova
Marisa Miller | Sandra Nilsson

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND TWO HERE. Those eliminated include: Jennifer Garner, Brooke Burke, Kelly Brook, Leeann Tweeden, Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams, Ali Larter, Sofia Vergara, Torrie Wilson, Penelope Cruz, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, and Eva Mendes.

SEE ALL THE RESULTS OF ROUND ONE HERE. Those eliminated include: Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Christina Aguilera, Ingrid Vandebosch, Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, Gabrielle Union, Jaime Pressly, Natalie Portman, Rihanna, Elin Nordegren, Alyssa Milano, Maria Menounos, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Joanna Krupa, Beyonce Knowles, Minka Kelly, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, Nelly Furtado, Willa Ford, Carmen Electra, Ciara, Amanda Bynes, Sophia Bush, Gisele Bundchen, Rachel Bilson, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston, and Alessandra Ambrosio.