Who the hell is Elsa Pataky?

Man I am really out of touch with who all these babes are. Some hottie named Elsa Pataky was at some event for some cell phone company (is there a party for every-goddamn-thing?). You know what, I am going to have a "launch party" for my latest invention: Invisible Underwear. I am gonna have hot babes and celebs come to it since they will go to anything labeled a launch party, and I am gonna have some of them model my great invention. Can you say Best Party Evar?



Turns out she is a is a Spanish actress. She also enjoys rollerblading, snowboarding, and horseback riding and is dating actor Adrien Brody. Okay, he's on my list now. She is also the latest to be called a no-doubt One-Percenter by me, which is really all that matters. Hey, you don't suppose she is related to the former governor of New York. Yeah, I know they spell their names differently, but she is an "actress" and all. They like to change their shit.