Who the hell is Alice Greczyn?

Continuing our series, I introduce you to yet another supremely gifted young lady that I have never heard of in my life, but wish to get to know intimately as soon as possible. Her name is Alice Greczyn (don't ask me to pronounce it) and she has apparently been seen by some people in the mega-blockbusters The Dukes of Hazzard and Fat Albert. And yay, she is an American!



I don't know about The Dukes of Hazzard, but her ass sure is a hazard... to my pants. Speaking of my pants... if there are so many freaking hot women in the world, why am I not dating one of them? That's right, ladies... I can be allll yours.