The Tennessee Titans' secret draft guru revealed!

In an on 205th EXCLUSIVE, we have confirmed the identity of the football genius behind the first two selections of the Tennessee Titans in the 2008 NFL Draft. A secret camera and microphone were placed at the Titans Draft Headquarters and this is what we discovered...



A transcript of what took place yesterday is as follows...

Round one:

TITANS BRASS: Vince needs some weapons. He can't do it all himself. We've got no receivers worth a damn. What do you say, chicken? Who should we take?

CHICKEN: Let's see... Wide receiver Devin Thomas from Michigan State is available. Nah. Jordy Nelson, a wideout from Kansas State is still around. Pass. Wide receivers James Hardy from Indiana or DeSean Jackson from Cal? Too obvious. We need to make a statement. Hey, Malcolm Kelly from Oklahoma and Limas Sweed from Texas haven't been taken. Forget it, those guys would be too easy to pick... I know we need a bunch of receivers, but look, Ray Rice still hasn't been taken! Again, way too obvious. That's not my style.

Ah, to hell with it, let's be real rebels and take a guy no one has heard of from a school no one knows anything about ... Running Back Chris Johnson from Coastal Carolina! Oops. I mean East Carolina!

TITANS BRASS: Chicken, you're a genius.

Round two:

CHICKEN: Hmmmm... You mean we could have taken a top wide receiver in the first round and still had a chance to take Ray Rice in round two? That's interesting.