The Show: Cooley

• Damn, Julianne Hough is sexy. (CO-ED Magazine)
• Sophie Monk's got some hot legs. (DrunkenStepfather)
• Melissa Midwest is going to be a legend. (HGOMS)
• Araceli Gonzalez, Dolores Barreiro, Lara Bernascon, amen. (CamelTap)
• Rachel Bilson is looking a little shaggy these days. (The Beer Goggler)
• Anna Kournikova vs. Maria Sharapova. (CityRag)
• Lauren Conrad is blogging for the NHL. (Awful Announcing)
• Thieves steal $24,000 worth of beer. (Attuworld)
• Venezuela hates Homer, prefers taters. (Brahsome)
• Please do not mess with Chuck Norris. (The Third I)
• The Florida Marlins are staying at Spitzer's sex spot. (Epic Carnival)
• UNC coach Roy Williams - traitor? (Mac G's World)
• 'Skins TE Chris Cooley is fucking awesome. (Mister Irrelevant)