Brazilian soccer dwarves are freaking me out

As if midget bodybuilders aren't enough to give me the night sweats, now I am faced with a whole team of midgets playing soccer. When will it end?!



The average size of the team is about 4ft, while the smallest player is just 3ft 3in.

Together the 11 dwarves play in Belem, north-east Brazil, taking on youth teams in 40-minute matches.

That's right, they play kids. Kids who are then scarred for life.

Brazilian striker Ronaldo is known as "The Phenomenon" while star player of the Giants, Cazemiro Ribeiro, is called "Vagner Love".

I think I have a great movie treatment I need to get sold. It's a horror movie about a team of soccer dwarves with odd nicknames who travel around and play games against children. It'll be the scariest fuckin' movie ever made.

UPDATE: HHR has uncovered video of these guys. I am now officially in need of medication.



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