Beckham jersey leads to legal threats... between kids?

Here's how I would settle this dispute. Take a bat and beat them all over the head, then take the jersey and light it on fire. How about them apples?

It started when the two boys, teammates in the Honolulu Bulls soccer club, held up bright orange Beckham signs in the front row at Aloha Stadium Feb. 22 in hopes their hero would give them his game jersey.

Following the match, Beckham ran over, pointed to one of the boys, and handed him his jersey.

Who Beckham meant to give the jersey to depends on whom you ask.

You think I am being too harsh in my judgment? Read on...

The 9-year-old had possession first, said his parents, Wilfred and Satomi Ho, so they felt he should keep the jersey.

But the 10-year-old held his sign the entire game and that's the reason Beckham came to them, said his parents, Eric and Yoshika Kerr.

Their name is "Ho". Haha. Okay, sorry. Moving on...

Alexi Lalas, president and general manager of the Galaxy, agrees with me. Well, to a point...

"My suggestion is that the judge get a pair of scissors, cut the thing in half and give half to each," he said. "It's certainly not anything that we would ever want to have happen and certainly not anything that David or any of our players who hand out jerseys would have intended."

Word, Alexi. Why am I not surprised this little tiff occurred amongst soccer fans?