Who really is the sexiest female on the planet?

You know the drill by now. Others have tried with poor levels of success to determine who the sexiest woman in the world is...

Maxim: Lindsay Lohan WRONG!
AskMen: Beyonce Knowles Eh.
FHM USA: Jessica Alba Maybe.
FHM Britain: Heather Mills Uh, What?
Hello: Britney Spears Now they're just messing with us.

We can do better.

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We're down to the final two matches of the first round of our epic battle. Readers' Choice Emmanuelle Chriqui moves on to round two with a sound defeat of new mommy Christina Aguilera, while underrated Susan Ward beat hot NASCAR WAG Ingrid Vandebosch. The final two bouts see two more Readers' Choice women. First up WWE Diva Torrie Wilson goes head-to-head with Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, then Red Sox fan Reese Witherspoon matches up with Sofia Vergara. Who you got?

Torrie Wilson | Miranda Kerr ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Torrie Wilson 52.1% - Miranda Kerr 47.9%
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Reese Witherspoon | Sofia Vergara ... click their name for another look

POLL CLOSED
Sofia Vergara 77.8% - Reese Witherspoon 22.2%
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The rest of the best:
ROUND ONE
Christina Aguilera | Emmanuelle Chriqui : Chriqui 62.4% - Aguilera 37.6%
Ingrid Vandebosch | Susan Ward : Ward 64.1% - Vandebosch 35.9%
Jessica Simpson | Charlize Theron : Theron 57.3% - Simpson 42.7%
Shania Twain | Leeann Tweeden : Tweeden 61.1% - Twain 38.9%
Cheryl Tweedy | Gabrielle Union : Tweedy 60.7% - Union 39.3%
Sandra Nilsson | Jaime Pressly : Nilsson 55.3% - Pressly 44.7%
Natalie Portman | Bar Refaeli : Refaeli 67.3% - Portman 32.7%
Rihanna | Shakira : Shakira 67.4% - Rihanna 32.6%
Petra Nemcova | Elin Nordegren : Nemcova 77.1% - Nordegren 22.9%
Alyssa Milano | Marisa Miller : Miller 67.1% - Milano 32.9%
Eva Mendes | Maria Menounos : Mendes 50.3% - Menounos 49.7%
Eva Longoria | Rachel McAdams : McAdams 56.6% - Longoria 43.4%
Adriana Lima | Lindsay Lohan : Lima 86.5% - Lohan 16.5%
Joanna Krupa | Ali Larter : Larter 56.6% - Krupa 43.4%
Keira Knightley | Beyonce Knowles : Knightley 51.2% - Knowles 48.8%
Minka Kelly | Heidi Klum : Klum 67.5% - Kelly 32.5%
Angelina Jolie | Stacy Keibler : Keibler 51.5% - Jolie 48.5%
Katherine Heigl | Scarlett Johansson : Johansson 57.4% - Heigl 42.6%
Salma Hayek | Keeley Hazell : Hazell 58.9% - Hayek 41.1%
Nelly Furtado | Jennifer Garner : Garner 58.0% - Furtado 42.0%
Megan Fox | Willa Ford : Fox 81.0% - Ford 19.0%
Elisha Cuthbert | Carmen Electra : Cuthbert 55.9% - Electra 44.1%
Ciara | Penelope Cruz : Cruz 71.7% - Ciara 28.3%
Amanda Bynes | Charisma Carpenter : Carpenter 66.2% - Bynes 33.8%
Brooke Burke | Sophia Bush : Burke 62.6% - Bush 37.4%
Gisele Bundchen | Kelly Brook : Brook 59.2% - Bundchen 40.8%
Jessica Biel | Rachel Bilson : Biel 66.6% - Bilson 33.4%
Monica Bellucci | Halle Berry : Bellucci 69.1% - Berry 30.9%
Jennifer Aniston | Kate Beckinsale : Beckinsale 78.6% - Aniston 21.4%
Jessica Alba | Alessandra Ambrosio : Alba 50.5% - Ambrosio 49.5%