Tomsele went shopping, is unsexy

Because I know you just HAVE to know everything that Athletic Fonzie and The Supermodel do, I shall share with you that the hunky Patriots QB did a little shopping with his GFF while on vacation in Europe this week. They were even seen snacking on gelato in Porto Fino, Italy! God, can you imagine having to write this drivel for a living? I mean, yes, I can imagine it... I am doing it for damn near free!

Think of being able to write shit like this everyday for a living, "Champion vacationers Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen enjoy a day of shopping in Porto Fino, Italy, yesterday." Plus you get to make up names like "glamazon galpal" for people like Gisele. Cool, huh?

Wow. Talk about your dream job.

By the way, something called The Boston Phoenix came out with its Unsexiest Men of the Year list and guess who was #1*? Our hero, Mr. Tom Brady. Guess the honeymoon with Boston is ovah.

That's okay, Tom. I still love you.

Oh and in case you missed it last week, the big news was that Tom took out the trash. I shit you not. (Click picture #2.)

*Okay, he was #100, but he was still on the list!

Herald