Tom Cruise is somehow even weirder than I thought

Watch this undated video of Tom Cruise at a birthday party thrown for him on the yacht owned by his "religion" Scientology.

A little background...

Andrew Morton wrote in his best-selling biography of Tom Cruise that the Hollywood star was prominent in the hierarchy of the Church of Scientology.

Scientologists maintain, "He is neither 2nd or 100th. Mr. Cruise is a Scientology parishioner and holds no official or unofficial position in the Church hierarchy. Claims to the contrary are offensive to both Mr. Cruise and the Church." But if Cruise was merely a humble parishioner, why in Xenu's name did the sect spend six figures to celebrate his birthday? In a video obtained by Gawker, watch Scientology chief David Miscavige lead the sect's most famous follower into an extravagant celebration of the Hollywood star on Scientology cruise ship, Freewinds.



So tell me, will you EVER go see another Tom Cruise movie? And if so, why? This is not rhetorical. Tell me in the comments!

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