This is what Tony Parker sees in the morning

Actually what he sees is worse than this. We assume Eva Longoria at least ran a brush through her hair and brushed her teeth before these pics were taken, though we can't guarantee it. Now we know why she lost to Rachel McAdams. And this is also further proof that once you marry a chick, all best are off as far as her upkeep. Am I right, fellas?



This had an "unprecedented two-year reign as the Hot 100 champion" for Maxim? I suppose that explains how Lindsay Lohan won this year; Maxim's readers are insane. It is truly amazing what makeup and good lighting does for a women, as you can see below. It's like there are two different women in those pictures.



Daily Mail