There goes your shot at being the next Erin Andrews

If something bizarre or stupid happens and you had to take a wild guess as to what state in this great union that it took place, what would be your first guess?

A UF cheerleader was arrested Monday for filing a false police report, a misdemeanor, according to the University Police Department.

Lauren Beard, 20, was arrested after police discovered she was the author of several e-mails she had reported to be from someone stalking her, UPD Det. Amanda Spurlin said.

According to the arrest report, Beard came to police on Feb. 18 to report threatening e-mails she received.

"They gave the impression someone could be following her or stalking her," Spurlin said.

Police then began an investigation in which the e-mails were subpoenaed and were found to be sent from Beard's computer.

So she was in essence stalking herself. Very nice. Now there's no chance that you'll be stalked by Brent Musberger and ogled on national television like Erin...



Way to go, Lauren. Now they are going to have to add, "Do you stalk yourself?" to the cheerleading application at Florida.

I mean really, who else would stalk girls dressed like this...



I... well... other than the guy shooting that video.

I hope they have alternates or this conga line just ain't gonna work right.

H/T: CO-ED Magazine

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