Patricia Heaton is a plastic goddess

After seeing these pics I am ashamed to say that I was in lust with Patricia Heaton when she was in her prime on Everybody Love Raymond. Patricia, who openly talks about how she drops serious coin on plastic surgery, just ain't got it anymore (if she ever did). She has admitted to having a tummy tuck and breast lift and recently turned 50, but if you ask me the days of wearing a bikini should be far behind her. If for no other reason than people wouldn't have to look at her stomach, which as near as I can tell from these pictures no longer sports a navel. Ewww...



Why do I think this is Tara Reid in 18 years? And despite all the evidence presented to you here today, I still have to ask... Wouldja?



Thanks to my man Fat Willard for the tip... I think.